Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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