Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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