dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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