They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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