There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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