Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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