I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We got so high we made milksteak
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
