Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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