And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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