Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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