If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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