Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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