Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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