This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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