i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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