have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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