i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
