I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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