It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Sorry about my life...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
