I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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