Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
