If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
