You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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