Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
