I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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