I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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