i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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