after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He kissed a someone with a penis
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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