Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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