so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
