well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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