My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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