Nicole vs. Life
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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