Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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