He is such a slut. More and more my type.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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