At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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