please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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