his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Help. Why am I so naked?
why is half of my head shaved?
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