just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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