I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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