"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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