Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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