bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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