How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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