just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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