i permit you to call me
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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