I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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