are you so shy because you have an std?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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