Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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