? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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